Great Elthibar Raid

Combatants:

Anti-Elthibar coalition. 

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Sith Empire Forces

Lesbo Reich

Chicken Commune

everyone with more then two functioning brain cells on DA

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Elthibar Faggot Forces:

Just him

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Commaders and leader:

Collation forces: 

Supreme Commander

General

Corporal

Sgt

Brigadier

's Waffle-SS Loli division. 

Commissar  

Lord  

private

Private

Sgt. Major

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Elthibar Forces:

Just the lone faggot

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Casualites:

Elthibar's fanbase.

Everyone's day

Precious time. 

Brain cells. 

Faith in humanity

Elthibar's fanbase 

His credentials. 

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Outcome:

Decisive Coalition victory. All comments hidden. Elthibar's reputation ruined. His descent into becoming a meme and madness. Ireland becomes gay paradise filled with traps.

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The Great Ethlibar raid was an event that took place during the current +2 in which the autistic fuckwad known as Elthibar got really pissy at the Irish for being Catholic and making traps legal. He decided to show his displeasure by posting an anti-meme which is against the Geneva convention, of the Irish flag burning. Problem was he is very defensive about his own heritage and flags making him easy to fuck with. He did not realize this because in his own words he has high functioning autism and is on his way to becoming the next CWC. The battle was started when an adorable trap waifu found this advanced faggotry on DA. Wanting to do a social experiment on just how autistic he was he sent a request to the author for it to be featured in a political tartlet group on DA. Elthibar was in fact dumb enough to send it to DA proving that he indeed has no brain. Elthibar in his mind expected to receive praise from his hatred of the Ireland. Instead what he got was 10 way beat down that was justly deserved, his reputation crumbled, his fanbase imploded, and becoming one of the biggest jokes on DA.

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The Great War Begins:

It took very little time before the great anal rekoning began. Immediately people flocked to his page to tell him but a dumb piece of shit he was. Elthibar reacted in typical fashion: autistic screeching. People were incredibly confused by his antics. For one he apparently was ethnically Irish to some degree yet was shit talking his own race calling them sub-human terrorists. You'd think that would mean he himself was sub-human but no, he was apparently master race from being from a superior nation. This however also confused people since before Elthibar did not even considere his superior nation to be a superior nation and did not even trust his fellow Americunts, instead identifying as a Confederate. In all honesty this is par the course for mister master race and we now know that Hitler tired to stop this and we regret ever trying to stop him in WW2 especially since the Nazis were gay Irish men.

However that was only part of the problem. The real reason he hated the Irish was because of this horrible fact: they made traps legal. This was not a valid reason for the other tartlets on DA and everyone made fun of him for it. 

Fighting the Evil Globalists. 

The Irish has been consumed by the evil globalists which is why they are evil (along with making traps legal) according to Elthibar. So instead he supports an Imperialist nation that spread globalism through much of its fucking history by taking over most of the known world at the time. People tried to point this out to him but this did not register for Elthibar and thought they were all evil peat eating SJW shills. 

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Instead they were simply trying to point out the inconsistencies in his logic. Lord did not care for he is master race and always right. The screeching retard would freak out whenever someone pointed out not so nice things that the U.K had done in the past. Lord Elthibar in amazing feats of logic only he is capable of thought this meant that people wanted to let in ten bajillion muslims to rape English girls and make England Muslamic. No one, absolutely no one suggested that but that the kind of mental shields he has up. 

The Irish are Mean :[

His next great feat us trying to justify why he hates them. His main reason is that "the Irish were man to me!!!!111 :''''[ " This is despite the fact MadKingFroggy tried to be friends with the little shit head and got bitched at non-stop then told to fuck off when he tried to help him. Or the fact he started calling Pixiefairy a cuck and that the Irish contributed nothing to society. Clearly it is the Irish who have to show their worth to this majestic master race. Ireland is a nation full of terrorists and cross-dressing traps after all. Based Pheasant attempted to drop some help to him

:If you're going to call a group of people sub-human terrorists, of course they're not going to treat you nicely.

Now in a rationale world he responds with 

"Oh you're right. This isn't helping me with my problem with them. I should be nice and maybe I would have a fucking point if they were dicks to me at least."

Which is exactly what he did.
































HAHAHAHAHAHA JK he sucks dicks. 

This is how he responded




Perhaps they don't say kind words because there's nothing to kind to say to an abortion gone wrong? 

             
He's a History Major

Yeah no one is buying that either. 

The End

Finally it ended when Elthibar could no longer take the criticism Cyber-bullying from all those evil secular muslim trolls. No srsly. He actually thinks they are secular Muslim trolls. He disabled comments. Thus ending his embarrassment and we will hopefully all forget this faggotry............





JK. I got an archive. 


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Eat Shit Michael Klein! AKA Elthibar